Biwi Ki Yaad Aur Sharaab

Santa Banta Se Bola : “Yaar Kal Main Apni Biwi Di Yaad Bhulaan Layi Sharaab Di Bottle Da Sahaara Litta.”

Banta: “Achha Fir?”

Santa: “Bhen Chod Mera Lunn Bottle De Wich Hi Faass Gaya.”