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Saturday, June 12, 2010
Slip Ho Jaata Hai
Budda Bola: “Jane De Kuriye Jane De, Behan De Takke Nu Goon Khaan Di Aadat Hai”
Life Kutte Jaisi Ho Gayi Hai
Patni: “Kutte Se Kya Barabari Karte Ho, Woh Toh Ek Ghantey Tak Phasa Ke Rakhta Hai Tumhara Toh 1 Minute Mein Nikal Jata Hain….”
Puncture Wale Da Viyah
1st Night Te Usne Biwi Nu Nanga Karke Pane De Tapp Vich Bitha Ditta.
Biwi Ne Puchhya Ki Eh Ki Karde Paye Ho Ji
Usne Jawab Ditta: “Yaaran Nu Taan Mori Paani Wich Hi Labdi Hai“
Taango Ke Beech Mein Kya Hai?
Ladki: “Meri Dono Taango Ke Beech Mein Ek Lakeer Hai.”
Ladki: “Aur Tumhari Dono Taango Ke Beech Kya Hai?”
Ladka: “Lakeer Ka Fakeer.“
What Is The Technical Defect In A Female Body?
He Replied: “Entertainment Area Is Constructed Very Near To The Sewerage Area“
What Is The Best Family Planning Slogan?
A: Kirpya Karke Aage Se Nahi Peeche Se Chadiye.
Baba Ji Ki Goliyaan
Budha: “Nikal De Beta Jab Bandook Hi Nahi Chalti To Goliyaan Kis Kaam Ki“
“Handle With Care
“Handle With Care”
Agle Din Usne Apni Jeans Ke Aage Likhva Liya
“Candle With Hair“
Gunn Toh Milenge Hi
Husband: Look Darling Before Marrige I Had Affair With 20 Girls”
Wife Replied: “Janu Kundli Milli Hai To Gunn To Millenge Hi Na
Juice Dalo To Fal Nikle?
Papa Ka Jawab: “Haan Hai… Teri Mummy. Usme Maine Juice Dala To Tu Nikla..!!“
Jadugarani Mummy
Doosra Bacha Bola: “Ye Kaun Si Badi Baat Hain Meri Mummy Jab Mere Dad Ke Lund Per Bethti Hai Toh Sara Lund Gayab Ho Jata Hain.
Desh Ne Tarakki Kaya Khak Karni Hai
Ek Lady Ne Dekha Aur Boli: “Yeh Mulk Taraqi Kya Khak Karega, Saare Kaam Ke Aadmi Toh Pagal Hain“
Ungali Ka Sawad
Patni Sharmate Hue Kehti Hai: “Ek Ungli Aur Dalo Na”
Pati: “Kyun Tune Seeti Bajani Hai?“
Darling Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo
Pati Patni Se: “Janemann Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo“.
Patni: “Kyun Ji”
Pati Bola: “Suna Hain Aaj Kal Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai.“
Dosti Ka Gift
Ek Danda Hai.
Gaand Mein Gusa Le
Message Karta Nahi
Aur Gift Chahiye
Gaandu Ko
…
Bihari Lady And Sardar Ji
Punjabi Conductor: “O Ji Ek Da Ki Patna Dono Hi Patwa Lo“
What Is Condom?
Daddy: “Chal Bhaag Mujhe Nahi Pataa”
Beta: “Tabhi To Hum 11 Bhai Behan Hai“
Sardar Ji Aur 3 Ladkiyaan
Ek Punjabi Jatt Aaya Aur Bola: “Aapka Naam?”
Pehli Boli: Salma Behan
Doosri Boli: Sarita Behan
Teesri Boli: Meena Behan
Fir Ladkiyo Ne Poocha: “Aapka Naam?”
Jatt Bola: “Shinda Behan Chod“
Hairaan Karun Ya Pareshan Karun
Jeeto: Dono.
He Shows His Tiny 1 Inch Penis & Says: Kyun Dekh Ke Hairani Hui?
Jeeto Surprised: Ji Hui.
Santa: Ab Pareshan Karoon?
Jeeto: Ji Karo
Santa: Yeh Erect Hai!
Do You Talk To Your Wife After Sex?
Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.
Sher Ka Pinjra 10 Rs Ka
“Sher Ka Pinjra 10 Rs Mein Lo, Sher Ka Pinjra 10 Rs Mein Lo”
Logo Ne Uske Pass Ja Kar Daikha To Vo Underware Bech Raha Thha
Mobile Stuck In Vagina
Doctor: “Ok, I Will Remove It Easily By A Small Operation.”
Girl Shout: “No, No Just Recharge The Battery.
Latest Porn Releases
Position Impossible.
Starwhores
As Big As It Gets.
Shaving Private Ryan.
Forest Hump.
Riding Miss Daisy.
Pornocchio.
Santa Sucking Boobs And Crying
Santa Se Uski Girlfriend Ne Boobs Choosne Ko Kaha
Santa Thodi Der Boobs Choosta Raha Aur Ek Dum Se Rone Lag Pada
Ladki: “Janu Kaya Hua Rone Kyu Lag Gaye Aap”
Santa: “Yaar Kujh Nahi Bas Maa Di Yaad Aa Gayi“
Suhagraat Ka Hisaab
Hum Ne Yeh Kaam Kabhi Free Mein Nahi Kiya
Wife 200 Rupees Wapis Karke Boli Aur Humne Kabi 300 Se Zayada Nahi Liya
You Are Like A Mobile Phone
Boy: “Do I Vibrate A Lot?”
Girl: “No, But When You Get In To The Tunnel You Loose Network“
Haath Mein Kitni Fingers Hoti Hain?
Johny: “Sir Six”
Teacher: “Bhosri Ke Tujhe Kitni Bar Bola Hai Pant Se Hath Bahar Nikaal Kar Count Kiya Kar”
Curious Husband
The curious husband was sitting outside. After some time he look inside through the window and then knocked and asked shyly: “Doctor, Pura toh nahi siloge na?“
Interview With Rakhi Sawant
Rakhi Sawant: “Zyaada Nahi.. Bas Inter-Course Kiya Hai…!!
Friday, June 4, 2010
Boobs Ki Taarif Shayari Ke Andaaz Mein
Jab Tere Aam Huye, Sab Pareshan Hue,
Jab Tere Kharbuje Huye, Bade-Bade Ajube Hue,
Jab Tere Jhool Gaye, Sab Tujhe Bhul Gaye.
Mehengai Pe Ek Sher Shadishuda Ladki Ki Jubani
Dhire Se Thoko Sanam,
Mehengai Ka Zamaanaa Hai,
10 Inch K Lund Ko, Zindagi Bhar Chalaanaa Hai
Happy Mutth Day
Na Hum Condom Istemaal Kerte Hain,
Hum Toh Duniya Se Darte Hain Isliye To Haath Se Kerte Hain
Happy Mutth Day…
Punjabi Kudi Di Boliyaan
Bari Barsi Khattan Gaya Si, Khatt Ke Leyande Paave,
Bari Barsi Khattan Gaya Si, Khatt Ke Leyande Paave,
“Ghagre Di Mauj Badi, Hawa Sidhi Chittran Nu Aave.”
Shahjahan Ki Bevkoofi
Roz Ek Nayi Mumtaz Aati Us Karodo Ke Byaaj Par
Ladkiyo Par Shayari
Tamanna Hum Bi Rakhte Hai,
Husn Mana Tum Rakhti Ho To,
To Jawaani Hum Bi Rakhte Hain,
Agar Gehrai Tum Rakhti Ho To,
Lambaai Hum Bi Rakhte Hain!
Mujhse Dosti Karoge
Gasti Se Dosti To Lund Ko Khatra
Mere Se Dosti To Gaand Ko Khatra
Kya! Mujhse Dosti Karoge
Pagli Kyu Roti Hai Ab
Waqt Hai Ab Baccha Hone Ka
Tab Kyoun Nahi Royi Thi
Jab Chipak Chipak Ke Soyi Thhi
Jab Kiya Hai To Bharo Bhi
Tab Kahti Thi Aur Karo Aur Karo
Lund Par Shayari
Kuchh Mehsus Sa Hota Hain,
Mat Chhedoh Usko Zalim Kyunki,
Pappu Bhi To Sota Hai
Sex Karo Daily
Agar Wo Mil Jay Akeli
Agar Na Mile Akeli Tu Pakad Lo Uss Ki Saheli
Agar Na Mile Saheli, To Zindabad Hatheli,
Par Sex Karo Daily
Channle Mat Badal Mere Yaar
Teri Kismat Kabhi Bhi Badal Sakti Hai,
Thand Rakh Mere Yaar, Channel Na Badal,
Sania Mirza Kisi Bhi Waqt Jhukk Sakti Hai..
Ek Din Royegi Tu Bahut Meri Yaad Mein
Dur Kahi Fizaon Mein Kho Jaunga,
Meri Yaadon Se Lipat Ker Royegi Tu Bahut,
Jab Gaand Mar Key Teri Main Bhaag Jaunga.”
6 Saal De Munde Ne Naukrani Pregnant Kar Ditti
Banta: “Yaar Ki Dassa Mere Chote Munde Di Vajah De Naal Meri Naukrani Pregnant Ho Gayi Hai”
Santa: “ParTera Munda Te Sirf 6 Years Da Hai. Eh Kidda Ho Gaya”
Banta: “Saale Kuttery Ne Mere Condom Vich Mori Kar Ditti Si”
Ek Rupey Ki Do Limited Offer
Santa: “Kya Bhai Kya”
Person Replied: “Gaand Pe Laat, Chahiye Kya“
Meri Patni Aur Mashook Ek Sath
Santa: “Yaar Main Toh Aaj Mar Gaya, Meri Patni Aur Meri Masook Dono Ek Sath Saamne Se Aa Rahi Hain”
Banta: “Oye Banteya Main V Tan Ehi Kehan Wala Si…“
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Ghalib Aur Sharaab Par Sher
Kyunki Ghalib Ji Ka Kahna Hai. . .
“Raat Bhar Sharaab Pee Maine Aur Meri Raat Katt Gayi
Subah Uth Key Jab Hisaab Kiya, Toh Gaand Phat Gayi. .“
Pyaar Ki Gehrayi Aur Mohabbat Ki Unchayi
Ladki: “Saale Kaminey Seedha Ye Kyu Nahi Kehta Key Panty Aur Bra Utaar De…“
Kya Tum Iska Matlab Jaante Ho
Santa Ne Kaha: “Haan Janta Hu Iska Matlab, Tu Saali Poorey Bed Par Akeli Sona Chahti Hai“.
Meri Patni Aur Mashook Ek Sath
Santa: “Yaar Main Toh Aaj Mar Gaya, Meri Patni Aur Meri Masook Dono Ek Sath Saamne Se Aa Rahi Hain”
Banta: “Oye Banteya Main V Tan Ehi Kehan Wala Si…“
Tere Boobs Aur Sakht Hunde Te
Patni Ne V Sardaar Da Lund Fadd Ke Keya: “Je Tera V Lund Thoda Aur Vada Hunda Te Mainu Kisi Or Da Lund Lain Di Zarurat Nahi Si“
Sardar Aur Uska Totla Ladka
Kisi Aadmi Ne Sardaar Ke Totley Ladke Se Puchha “Tere Papa Kahan Hai?”
Totla Ladka Bola “Daddy Chutar Dho Rahey Hain Aur Mummy Pani Dal Rahi Hain“
Sunder Si Ladki Par Ek Dirty Joke
Santa: “Oh Vekho Behan De Takko “Tuhadi Bhabhi Khadi Hai“
Biwi Ki Yaad Aur Sharaab
Banta: “Achha Fir?”
Santa: “Bhen Chod Mera Lunn Bottle De Wich Hi Faass Gaya.”
Sardar Aur Uski Murgi
Thodi Der Baad Koshish Karne Par Gusse Se Murgi Se Bola
“Mar Janiye Khol Vi De Hun Andey Naalo Te Vaada Nahi Hega Na
Kudi 3 Kapdya Vich Le Janwange
Piyo: “Asi Taan Kudi 3 Kapdya Vich Le Janwange”
Vichola: “Thik Hai, Vese V Ehna Di Kudi Kachhi Nahi Paundi“
Wah!!! What A Breast
Santa Banta Ek Sath Sadak Ke Ja Rahe Thhe To Santa Ne Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha: “Wah!! What A Breast”
Banta Bola: “Yaar Breast To Yaad Aya Babhi Da Ki Haai Hai?“
Santa Di Beemari Te Doctor Da Ilaaz
Ek Din Santa Doctor Kol Geya Te Doctor Ne Pucchya: “Ki Problem Hai”
Santa: “Doctor Saab Mere Tatte Neele Pe Gaye Ne”
Doctor Ne Keya: “Eh Te Zehar Failda Peya Hai Ehna Nu Kattna Payega”
Santa: “Katt Do Ji”
Santa Do Din Baad Fir Doctor Kol Pahunch Gaya
Santa: “Dr Saab Mera Lunn V Neela Ho Gaya Hai”
Doctor Ne Checkup Karan To Baad Keya: “Eh V Kattna Payega Nahi Taan Zehar Hor Fail Jayega Peshab Vaste Naali (Pipe) Laa Davange”
Santa Fir Do Din Baad Doctor Kol Vapis Aa Gaya
Santa: “Dr Saab Hun Te Naali V Neeli Pe Gayi Hai”
Doctor Ne Checkup Keeta Te Khush Hoke Boleya
“Oye Santya Beemari Pata Lagg Gayi Hai, Tere Kachhe Da Rang Utarda Peya Hai“
Santa, Naukar, Biwi Aur Qatal
santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya To Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.
Santa: “Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri”
Naukar: “Wo To Sahab Ke Saath Room Mein So Rahi Hai”
Santa: “Par Saab To Main Hoon”
Naukar: “To Fir Mein Kya Karoo”
Santa: “Dono Ko Jaake Goli Maar De”
After Killing
Naukar: “Laasho Ka Kya Karu?”
Santa: Ghar Ke Piche Jo Swimming Pool Hai Usmein Laashein Fenk Ke Bhaag Ja”
Naukar: “Par Hamare Ghar Mein To Swimmingpool Hai Hi Nahi”
Santa: “Oh Tuhadi Pen Di, Eh Taan Wrong Number Si“
Why Did English Teacher Slapped Santa
Why Did English Teacher Slapped Santa For His Doubtful Question?
Because Santa Asked: “Why Is “Bra” Singular When It Covers Two” And “Panties” Plural When It Cover Only One“
Aapke Yahan Police Nahi Pakadti Kya?
Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ji Car Ko Road Par Park Kar Ke Peshab Kar Rahe Thhe To Paas Se Jate Ek Foreigner Ne Ruk Kar Unse Pucha
“Aapke Yahan Police Nahi Pakadti Kya?”
Sardar Ji Replied: “Nahi Hamare Yahan Hume Khud Hi Pakad Ke Karna Padta Hai“
So Ke Loge Kya?
Santa Ek Din Bank Gaya Pese Lene Layi
Kudi Cashier Si Usne Puchhya: “So (100) Ke Loge”
Santa: “Khade Khade V Chalega Ji, Tusi Davo Taan Sahi“
Agar Meri Wife Ki Tarha Karogi To
Callgirl Ne Bus Stand Par Khade Sardar Ji Se Puchha: “Sex Karoge?”
Santa: “Jarur, Par Agar Meri Wife Ki Tarha Karogi o”
Girl: “Haan Karoon Gi But Wo Kese Karti Hai?”
Santa: “Muft Mein“
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Jaanu Tumhe Chot Lag Jayegi
Sex Se Pehle Jab Ladki Kamre Mein Aati Hai To Achanak Thokar Kha Kar Gir Jaati Hai
Ladka Pyaar Se Bola: “Darling Aaram Se Jaanu Tumhe Chot Lag Jayegi”
Or Sex Ke Bad
Jab Ladki Kapde Pehne Lagi To Phir Gir Gayi
Ladka Gusse Se: “Behan Ki Lodi Andhi Hai Kya Dikhta Nahi Bar Bar Girti Rehti Hai“
Ladki Ki Kamar Kaisi Banai
Majnu Ne Khuda Se Poocha: “Aye Khuda Tune Ladki Ki Kamar Kaisi Banai Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Ya Rishwat Thi Khayi”
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya: “Na Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Na Rishwat Khai Kamar Dabai Tabhi To Chuchiyan (.) (.) Bahar Aayi“
Tumhare Paas Aisa Hai..?
Ek Ladka Apni Pent Utarkar Apni Girlfriend Se Puchta Hai: “Tumhare Paas ‘Aisa‘ Hai..?”
Ladki Apni Salwar Utarkar Boli: “Jinke Paas ‘Ye‘ Hoti Hai Unke Paas ‘Inki ‘ Kami Nahi Hoti“
Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Pota De De
Saas Apni Bahu Se Ek Pota Mangte Hue
Saas: “Bas Bahu Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Pota De De”
Bahu: “Sirf Ek, Aapka Beta To Mujhe Aise Chodta Hai Jaise Bal Divas Ki Rally Meri Chut Mein Se Hi Niklegi“