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Saturday, June 12, 2010

Slip Ho Jaata Hai

A 16 Saal Ki Ladki Ek Budde Aadmi Se Puchhti Hai: “Uncle Ji Lund Seedha Choot Mein Daalo Na, Niche Slip Ho Jaata Hai.

Budda Bola: “Jane De Kuriye Jane De, Behan De Takke Nu Goon Khaan Di Aadat Hai”

Life Kutte Jaisi Ho Gayi Hai

Pati Patni Mein Jagda Ho Raha Tha, Pati Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Shadi Ke Baad To Meri Life Kutte Ke Jaisi Ho Gayi Hai.”

Patni: “Kutte Se Kya Barabari Karte Ho, Woh Toh Ek Ghantey Tak Phasa Ke Rakhta Hai Tumhara Toh 1 Minute Mein Nikal Jata Hain….”

Puncture Wale Da Viyah

Ek Wari Ek Puncture Laan Wale Da Viyah Hoya.

1st Night Te Usne Biwi Nu Nanga Karke Pane De Tapp Vich Bitha Ditta.

Biwi Ne Puchhya Ki Eh Ki Karde Paye Ho Ji

Usne Jawab Ditta: “Yaaran Nu Taan Mori Paani Wich Hi Labdi Hai“

Taango Ke Beech Mein Kya Hai?

Ladka Ladki Se: “Tumhari Dono Taango Ke Beech Mein Kya Hai?”

Ladki: “Meri Dono Taango Ke Beech Mein Ek Lakeer Hai.”

Ladki: “Aur Tumhari Dono Taango Ke Beech Kya Hai?”

Ladka: “Lakeer Ka Fakeer.“

What Is The Technical Defect In A Female Body?

One Day A Civil Engineer Asked His Town Planner: “What Is The Technical Defect In A Female Body?”

He Replied: “Entertainment Area Is Constructed Very Near To The Sewerage Area“

What Is The Best Family Planning Slogan?

Q: What Is The Best Family Planning Slogan On A Municipal Bus?
A: Kirpya Karke Aage Se Nahi Peeche Se Chadiye.

Baba Ji Ki Goliyaan

Doctor Ek Budhe Ko Bata Raha Thha: “Baba Ji Aapki Niche Ki Dono Goliyan* (Balls) Nikaalni Padengi”

Budha: “Nikal De Beta Jab Bandook Hi Nahi Chalti To Goliyaan Kis Kaam Ki“

“Handle With Care

Ek Din Ek Sardar Ne Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Jiski T-Shirt Par Likha Thha

“Handle With Care”

Agle Din Usne Apni Jeans Ke Aage Likhva Liya

“Candle With Hair“

Gunn Toh Milenge Hi

On The First Wedding Night.

Husband: Look Darling Before Marrige I Had Affair With 20 Girls”

Wife Replied: “Janu Kundli Milli Hai To Gunn To Millenge Hi Na

Juice Dalo To Fal Nikle?

Ek Bacha Juice Ki Dukaan Pe Apne Daddy Se Bola: “Papaji Koi Aisi Machine Hai Jisme Juice Dalo To Fal Nikle?”

Papa Ka Jawab: “Haan Hai… Teri Mummy. Usme Maine Juice Dala To Tu Nikla..!!“

Jadugarani Mummy

Pehla Bacha: “Meri Mummy Jadu Karna Jaanti Hai Jab Wo Papa Key Lund Ko Pakadti Hai To Lund Bahut Bada Ho Jata Hai“.

Doosra Bacha Bola: “Ye Kaun Si Badi Baat Hain Meri Mummy Jab Mere Dad Ke Lund Per Bethti Hai Toh Sara Lund Gayab Ho Jata Hain.

Desh Ne Tarakki Kaya Khak Karni Hai

Ek Pagal Nanga Bazaar Mein Khulla Ghum Raha Tha. Uska Lund Bahut Bada Tha

Ek Lady Ne Dekha Aur Boli: “Yeh Mulk Taraqi Kya Khak Karega, Saare Kaam Ke Aadmi Toh Pagal Hain“

Ungali Ka Sawad

Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Pati Apni Patni Ki Choot Ke Andar Ek Ungli Dalta Hai.

Patni Sharmate Hue Kehti Hai: “Ek Ungli Aur Dalo Na”

Pati: “Kyun Tune Seeti Bajani Hai?“

Darling Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo

Ek Baar Ek Pati Aur Patni Jungle Mein Gaye.

Pati Patni Se: “Janemann Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo“.

Patni: “Kyun Ji”

Pati Bola: “Suna Hain Aaj Kal Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai.“

Dosti Ka Gift

Niche Aap Ke Liye Dosti Ka Gift Bhej Raha Hun
Ek Danda Hai.
Gaand Mein Gusa Le
Message Karta Nahi
Aur Gift Chahiye
Gaandu Ko

Bihari Lady And Sardar Ji

Ek Din Ek Bihari Aurat Punjab Roadways Ki Bus Mein Chadi Or Conductor Se Boli: “Bhaiya Ek Patna”

Punjabi Conductor: “O Ji Ek Da Ki Patna Dono Hi Patwa Lo“

What Is Condom?

Ek Din Ek Bete Ne Apne Daddy Se Puchha: “Daddy Condom Kya Hota Hai?”

Daddy: “Chal Bhaag Mujhe Nahi Pataa”

Beta: “Tabhi To Hum 11 Bhai Behan Hai“

Sardar Ji Aur 3 Ladkiyaan

Ek Train Mein Teen College Ki Ladkiya Bethi Thhi,
Ek Punjabi Jatt Aaya Aur Bola: “Aapka Naam?”
Pehli Boli: Salma Behan
Doosri Boli: Sarita Behan
Teesri Boli: Meena Behan
Fir Ladkiyo Ne Poocha: “Aapka Naam?”
Jatt Bola: “Shinda Behan Chod“

Hairaan Karun Ya Pareshan Karun

shadi Ki Raat Santa Says: “Bataao Hairan Karu Ya Pareshan Karu?”

Jeeto: Dono.

He Shows His Tiny 1 Inch Penis & Says: Kyun Dekh Ke Hairani Hui?

Jeeto Surprised: Ji Hui.

Santa: Ab Pareshan Karoon?

Jeeto: Ji Karo

Santa: Yeh Erect Hai!

Do You Talk To Your Wife After Sex?

Question To A Husband: “Do You Talk To Your Wife After Sex?”

Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.

Sher Ka Pinjra 10 Rs Ka

Ek Banda Zor Zor Se Chila Ke Product Bech Raha Thha

“Sher Ka Pinjra 10 Rs Mein Lo, Sher Ka Pinjra 10 Rs Mein Lo”

Logo Ne Uske Pass Ja Kar Daikha To Vo Underware Bech Raha Thha

Mobile Stuck In Vagina

one Day A Girl Visit His Family Doctor And Said: “My Cellphone Got Stuck In My Vagina Since Last 4 Days And Its In Vibration Mode.”

Doctor: “Ok, I Will Remove It Easily By A Small Operation.”

Girl Shout: “No, No Just Recharge The Battery.

Latest Porn Releases



Position Impossible.

Starwhores

As Big As It Gets.

Shaving Private Ryan.

Forest Hump.

Riding Miss Daisy.

Pornocchio.

Santa Sucking Boobs And Crying



Santa Se Uski Girlfriend Ne Boobs Choosne Ko Kaha

Santa Thodi Der Boobs Choosta Raha Aur Ek Dum Se Rone Lag Pada

Ladki: “Janu Kaya Hua Rone Kyu Lag Gaye Aap”

Santa: “Yaar Kujh Nahi Bas Maa Di Yaad Aa Gayi“

Suhagraat Ka Hisaab

Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Husband Apni Wife Ko 500 Rupees De Kar Bola,

Hum Ne Yeh Kaam Kabhi Free Mein Nahi Kiya

Wife 200 Rupees Wapis Karke Boli Aur Humne Kabi 300 Se Zayada Nahi Liya

You Are Like A Mobile Phone

During Sexual Session The Girl Says: “Dear You Are Like A Mobile Phone”

Boy: “Do I Vibrate A Lot?”

Girl: “No, But When You Get In To The Tunnel You Loose Network“

Haath Mein Kitni Fingers Hoti Hain?

Teacher To Johny: “Haath Mein Kitni Fingers Hoti Hain?”

Johny: “Sir Six”

Teacher: “Bhosri Ke Tujhe Kitni Bar Bola Hai Pant Se Hath Bahar Nikaal Kar Count Kiya Kar”

Curious Husband

In A Hospital A Lady after delivering a baby was getting some Stitches.

The curious husband was sitting outside. After some time he look inside through the window and then knocked and asked shyly: “Doctor, Pura toh nahi siloge na?“

Interview With Rakhi Sawant

Media: “Aap Kitni Padhi Likhi Ho?”
Rakhi Sawant: “Zyaada Nahi.. Bas Inter-Course Kiya Hai…!!

Friday, June 4, 2010

Boobs Ki Taarif Shayari Ke Andaaz Mein

Jab Tere Chikuu Thhe, Sab Tere Pichhu Thhe,

Jab Tere Aam Huye, Sab Pareshan Hue,

Jab Tere Kharbuje Huye, Bade-Bade Ajube Hue,

Jab Tere Jhool Gaye, Sab Tujhe Bhul Gaye.

Mehengai Pe Ek Sher Shadishuda Ladki Ki Jubani

Arz Kiya Hai

Dhire Se Thoko Sanam,

Mehengai Ka Zamaanaa Hai,

10 Inch K Lund Ko, Zindagi Bhar Chalaanaa Hai

Happy Mutth Day

Na Hum Aids Hone Se Darte Hain,

Na Hum Condom Istemaal Kerte Hain,

Hum Toh Duniya Se Darte Hain Isliye To Haath Se Kerte Hain

Happy Mutth Day…

Punjabi Kudi Di Boliyaan

Ek Kudi Boli Paa Rahi Si..

Bari Barsi Khattan Gaya Si, Khatt Ke Leyande Paave,

Bari Barsi Khattan Gaya Si, Khatt Ke Leyande Paave,

“Ghagre Di Mauj Badi, Hawa Sidhi Chittran Nu Aave.”

Shahjahan Ki Bevkoofi

Moorakh Tha Shahjahan Jisne Karodo Kharche Taj Mahal Par

Roz Ek Nayi Mumtaz Aati Us Karodo Ke Byaaj Par

Ladkiyo Par Shayari

Palat Ke Dekh Ek Bar Zalim,

Tamanna Hum Bi Rakhte Hai,

Husn Mana Tum Rakhti Ho To,

To Jawaani Hum Bi Rakhte Hain,

Agar Gehrai Tum Rakhti Ho To,

Lambaai Hum Bi Rakhte Hain!

Mujhse Dosti Karoge

Sharab Se Dosti To Lever Ko Khatra

Gasti Se Dosti To Lund Ko Khatra

Mere Se Dosti To Gaand Ko Khatra

Kya! Mujhse Dosti Karoge

Pagli Kyu Roti Hai Ab

Waqt Nahi Ye Ab Rone Ka

Waqt Hai Ab Baccha Hone Ka

Tab Kyoun Nahi Royi Thi

Jab Chipak Chipak Ke Soyi Thhi

Jab Kiya Hai To Bharo Bhi

Tab Kahti Thi Aur Karo Aur Karo

Lund Par Shayari

Raat Ki Tanhaayi Mein Haath Kachhe Ki Gehraayi Mein,

Kuchh Mehsus Sa Hota Hain,

Mat Chhedoh Usko Zalim Kyunki,

Pappu Bhi To Sota Hai

Sex Karo Daily

Sex Karo Daily,

Agar Wo Mil Jay Akeli

Agar Na Mile Akeli Tu Pakad Lo Uss Ki Saheli

Agar Na Mile Saheli, To Zindabad Hatheli,

Par Sex Karo Daily

Channle Mat Badal Mere Yaar

Kashti Toofan Mein Se Nikal Sakti Hain,

Teri Kismat Kabhi Bhi Badal Sakti Hai,

Thand Rakh Mere Yaar, Channel Na Badal,

Sania Mirza Kisi Bhi Waqt Jhukk Sakti Hai..

Ek Din Royegi Tu Bahut Meri Yaad Mein

“Main Teri Aankho Se Aujhal Ho Jaunga,

Dur Kahi Fizaon Mein Kho Jaunga,

Meri Yaadon Se Lipat Ker Royegi Tu Bahut,

Jab Gaand Mar Key Teri Main Bhaag Jaunga.”

6 Saal De Munde Ne Naukrani Pregnant Kar Ditti

Santa Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Santa Yaar Tu Pareshan Kyu Hai?”

Banta: “Yaar Ki Dassa Mere Chote Munde Di Vajah De Naal Meri Naukrani Pregnant Ho Gayi Hai”

Santa: “ParTera Munda Te Sirf 6 Years Da Hai. Eh Kidda Ho Gaya”

Banta: “Saale Kuttery Ne Mere Condom Vich Mori Kar Ditti Si”

Ek Rupey Ki Do Limited Offer

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Chilla Raha Thha “Seasonal Offer Ek Rupey Ki Do, Ek Rupey Ki Do, Offer Limited”

Santa: “Kya Bhai Kya”

Person Replied: “Gaand Pe Laat, Chahiye Kya“

Meri Patni Aur Mashook Ek Sath

Ek Baar Santa Aur Banta Raste Par Ja Rahe The…

Santa: “Yaar Main Toh Aaj Mar Gaya, Meri Patni Aur Meri Masook Dono Ek Sath Saamne Se Aa Rahi Hain”

Banta: “Oye Banteya Main V Tan Ehi Kehan Wala Si…“

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Ghalib Aur Sharaab Par Sher

Sirf Utni Piya Karo Key Hosh Mein Rah Sako .

Kyunki Ghalib Ji Ka Kahna Hai. . .

“Raat Bhar Sharaab Pee Maine Aur Meri Raat Katt Gayi

Subah Uth Key Jab Hisaab Kiya, Toh Gaand Phat Gayi. .“

Pyaar Ki Gehrayi Aur Mohabbat Ki Unchayi

Ladka: “Main Tere Pyaar Ki Gehrayi Aur Mohabbat Ki Unchayi Ko Choona Chahta Hun.. ”

Ladki: “Saale Kaminey Seedha Ye Kyu Nahi Kehta Key Panty Aur Bra Utaar De…“

Kya Tum Iska Matlab Jaante Ho

Ek Baar Ek Aaurat Apni Dono Taangey Khol Kar Sante Ke Samne Late Gai Or Sante Se Boli: “Kya Tum Jante Ho Ke Iska Matlab Kya Hai?”

Santa Ne Kaha: “Haan Janta Hu Iska Matlab, Tu Saali Poorey Bed Par Akeli Sona Chahti Hai“.

Meri Patni Aur Mashook Ek Sath

Ek Baar Santa Aur Banta Raste Par Ja Rahe The…

Santa: “Yaar Main Toh Aaj Mar Gaya, Meri Patni Aur Meri Masook Dono Ek Sath Saamne Se Aa Rahi Hain”

Banta: “Oye Banteya Main V Tan Ehi Kehan Wala Si…“

Tere Boobs Aur Sakht Hunde Te

Ek Baar Ek Sardaar Apni Patni Ke Boobs Pakad Kar Bola: “Darling Je Tere Boobs Thodhe Hor Sakhat Hunde Ta Tainu Bra Paaun Di Zarurat Nahi Si”

Patni Ne V Sardaar Da Lund Fadd Ke Keya: “Je Tera V Lund Thoda Aur Vada Hunda Te Mainu Kisi Or Da Lund Lain Di Zarurat Nahi Si“

Sardar Aur Uska Totla Ladka

Ek Baar Ek Sardaar Apni Patni Key Saath Scooter Dho Raha Tha.

Kisi Aadmi Ne Sardaar Ke Totley Ladke Se Puchha “Tere Papa Kahan Hai?”

Totla Ladka Bola “Daddy Chutar Dho Rahey Hain Aur Mummy Pani Dal Rahi Hain“

Sunder Si Ladki Par Ek Dirty Joke

Teacher: “Vahan Ek Sunder Si Ladki Khadi Hai. Isko Punjabi Mein Translate Karo.”

Santa: “Oh Vekho Behan De Takko “Tuhadi Bhabhi Khadi Hai“

Biwi Ki Yaad Aur Sharaab

Santa Banta Se Bola : “Yaar Kal Main Apni Biwi Di Yaad Bhulaan Layi Sharaab Di Bottle Da Sahaara Litta.”

Banta: “Achha Fir?”

Santa: “Bhen Chod Mera Lunn Bottle De Wich Hi Faass Gaya.”

Sardar Aur Uski Murgi

Ek Sardar Murgi Ki Gand Mein Lund Dalney Ki Koshish Kar Reha Thha.

Thodi Der Baad Koshish Karne Par Gusse Se Murgi Se Bola

“Mar Janiye Khol Vi De Hun Andey Naalo Te Vaada Nahi Hega Na

Kudi 3 Kapdya Vich Le Janwange

Santa Da Piyo Apne Puttar De Rishte Vaste Vichole Naal Gall Kar Reya Si

Piyo: “Asi Taan Kudi 3 Kapdya Vich Le Janwange”

Vichola: “Thik Hai, Vese V Ehna Di Kudi Kachhi Nahi Paundi“

Wah!!! What A Breast

Santa Banta Ek Sath Sadak Ke Ja Rahe Thhe To Santa Ne Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha: “Wah!! What A Breast

Banta Bola: “Yaar Breast To Yaad Aya Babhi Da Ki Haai Hai?

Santa Di Beemari Te Doctor Da Ilaaz

Ek Din Santa Doctor Kol Geya Te Doctor Ne Pucchya: “Ki Problem Hai

Santa: “Doctor Saab Mere Tatte Neele Pe Gaye Ne

Doctor Ne Keya: “Eh Te Zehar Failda Peya Hai Ehna Nu Kattna Payega

Santa: “Katt Do Ji

Santa Do Din Baad Fir Doctor Kol Pahunch Gaya

Santa: “Dr Saab Mera Lunn V Neela Ho Gaya Hai

Doctor Ne Checkup Karan To Baad Keya: “Eh V Kattna Payega Nahi Taan Zehar Hor Fail Jayega Peshab Vaste Naali (Pipe) Laa Davange”

Santa Fir Do Din Baad Doctor Kol Vapis Aa Gaya

Santa: “Dr Saab Hun Te Naali V Neeli Pe Gayi Hai

Doctor Ne Checkup Keeta Te Khush Hoke Boleya

Oye Santya Beemari Pata Lagg Gayi Hai, Tere Kachhe Da Rang Utarda Peya Hai

Santa, Naukar, Biwi Aur Qatal

santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya To Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.

Santa: “Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri

Naukar: “Wo To Sahab Ke Saath Room Mein So Rahi Hai

Santa: “Par Saab To Main Hoon

Naukar: “To Fir Mein Kya Karoo

Santa: “Dono Ko Jaake Goli Maar De

After Killing

Naukar: “Laasho Ka Kya Karu?

Santa: Ghar Ke Piche Jo Swimming Pool Hai Usmein Laashein Fenk Ke Bhaag Ja

Naukar: “Par Hamare Ghar Mein To Swimmingpool Hai Hi Nahi

Santa: “Oh Tuhadi Pen Di, Eh Taan Wrong Number Si

Why Did English Teacher Slapped Santa

Why Did English Teacher Slapped Santa For His Doubtful Question?

Because Santa Asked: “Why Is “Bra” Singular When It Covers Two” And “Panties” Plural When It Cover Only One

Aapke Yahan Police Nahi Pakadti Kya?

Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ji Car Ko Road Par Park Kar Ke Peshab Kar Rahe Thhe To Paas Se Jate Ek Foreigner Ne Ruk Kar Unse Pucha

Aapke Yahan Police Nahi Pakadti Kya?

Sardar Ji Replied: “Nahi Hamare Yahan Hume Khud Hi Pakad Ke Karna Padta Hai

So Ke Loge Kya?

Santa Ek Din Bank Gaya Pese Lene Layi

Kudi Cashier Si Usne Puchhya: “So (100) Ke Loge

Santa: “Khade Khade V Chalega Ji, Tusi Davo Taan Sahi

Agar Meri Wife Ki Tarha Karogi To

Callgirl Ne Bus Stand Par Khade Sardar Ji Se Puchha: “Sex Karoge?

Santa: “Jarur, Par Agar Meri Wife Ki Tarha Karogi o

Girl: “Haan Karoon Gi But Wo Kese Karti Hai?

Santa: “Muft Mein

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Jaanu Tumhe Chot Lag Jayegi

Sex Se Pehle Jab Ladki Kamre Mein Aati Hai To Achanak Thokar Kha Kar Gir Jaati Hai

Ladka Pyaar Se Bola: “Darling Aaram Se Jaanu Tumhe Chot Lag Jayegi

Or Sex Ke Bad

Jab Ladki Kapde Pehne Lagi To Phir Gir Gayi

Ladka Gusse Se: “Behan Ki Lodi Andhi Hai Kya Dikhta Nahi Bar Bar Girti Rehti Hai

Ladki Ki Kamar Kaisi Banai

Majnu Ne Khuda Se Poocha: “Aye Khuda Tune Ladki Ki Kamar Kaisi Banai Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Ya Rishwat Thi Khayi

Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya: “Na Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Na Rishwat Khai Kamar Dabai Tabhi To Chuchiyan (.) (.) Bahar Aayi

Tumhare Paas Aisa Hai..?

Ek Ladka Apni Pent Utarkar Apni Girlfriend Se Puchta Hai: “Tumhare Paas ‘Aisa‘ Hai..?

Ladki Apni Salwar Utarkar Boli: “Jinke Paas ‘Ye‘ Hoti Hai Unke Paas ‘Inki ‘ Kami Nahi Hoti

Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Pota De De

Saas Apni Bahu Se Ek Pota Mangte Hue

Saas: “Bas Bahu Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Pota De De

Bahu: “Sirf Ek, Aapka Beta To Mujhe Aise Chodta Hai Jaise Bal Divas Ki Rally Meri Chut Mein Se Hi Niklegi